Twitter-ization

I read this on a bumper sticker the other day:

"READ BANNED BOOKS"

I agree.

Al Gore is a Hero! Global Warming is Over!

Hooray for Al Gore! His dream has come true. In addition to inventing the internet, he has apparently successfully stopped global warming!

The temperature of the earth has not risen since 2000 (some data suggests even earlier). We're approaching a full decade without any global warming.

Let me be the first to thank Al Gore for a job well done. Now PLEASE go away.